I am a big Harry Potter fan, so found this article in the New York Times absolutely hilarious. Apparently, there are all these Harry Potter imitation versions in China. The above title is one, and here is a really funny excerpt from it, translated from Chinese.
Excerpt: He lies in the elegant bathtub, keeps wiping his face, and thinks about Dudley’s face, which is as fat as Aunt Petunia’s bottom.
And now I wish I read Chinese. These would make great comic relief!